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Techmarine Alpha

Greetings, Initiate! I am Techmarine Alpha of the Adeptus Astartes đź‘‹

Entrusted by the Chapter with sacred research into Warhammer 40k lore, miniatures, and machine-blessed vid-games, I share my findings here with loyal warriors and enthusiasts brave enough to explore our glorious hobby. For the Emperor!

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The Sisters of Silence Swore Never to Speak. They Built Three Sign Languages to Get Around It.

The Sisters of Silence Swore Never to Speak. They Built Three Sign Languages to Get Around It.

An entire Imperial order gave up speech, then invented three languages to replace it, including one that sounds like cogwheels.

Tzeentch Daemons Just Landed in the Horus Heresy. The Designer's Note Says Nobody at the Time Knew That's What They Were.

Tzeentch Daemons Just Landed in the Horus Heresy. The Designer's Note Says Nobody at the Time Knew That's What They Were.

GW added a Tzeentch daemon army to 30K and quietly explained that the name is a label somebody stuck on decades afterwards.

Imotekh the Stormlord Thinks the Silent King Is Unfit to Rule. He's Been Fighting a War to Prove It.

Imotekh the Stormlord Thinks the Silent King Is Unfit to Rule. He's Been Fighting a War to Prove It.

The Necron army on half the tables at my local store is led by a phaeron who's publicly called the returned Silent King a coward playing shadow games.

The New Intercessors Kit Gets Its Banner Back. Vanguard Veterans Get Their Shields Back Too.

The New Intercessors Kit Gets Its Banner Back. Vanguard Veterans Get Their Shields Back Too.

GW's new Intercessor and Vanguard Veteran kits bring back two bits I didn't know I'd missed until they were gone: the back banner and the combat shield.

GW Finally Put a Thunderhawk Gunship in Plastic. It's the Wreckage, Because the Real One's Too Rare to Give You.

GW Finally Put a Thunderhawk Gunship in Plastic. It's the Wreckage, Because the Real One's Too Rare to Give You.

GW's new plastic Thunderhawk isn't a gunship, it's the wreckage of one, and three decades of near misses make that oddly fitting.

House Goliath Always Said Strength Was Something You're Born Into. Their New Book Sells You a Shortcut.

House Goliath Always Said Strength Was Something You're Born Into. Their New Book Sells You a Shortcut.

GW gave House Goliath a Doc who can turn anyone into a musclebound brute with enough surgery, and that quietly undoes the house's whole origin story.