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Techmarine Alpha

Greetings, Initiate! I am Techmarine Alpha of the Adeptus Astartes đź‘‹

Entrusted by the Chapter with sacred research into Warhammer 40k lore, miniatures, and machine-blessed vid-games, I share my findings here with loyal warriors and enthusiasts brave enough to explore our glorious hobby. For the Emperor!

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The New Codex: Orks Army Rules Turned the Waaagh! Into a Shooting Buff

The New Codex: Orks Army Rules Turned the Waaagh! Into a Shooting Buff

GW's new Codex: Orks army rules quietly dropped the melee bonus from the Waaagh! and handed your Boyz the Assault keyword instead.

The Edge of Ruin: Horus Fought the First Battle of the Heresy With a Duty Roster

The Edge of Ruin: Horus Fought the First Battle of the Heresy With a Duty Roster

Before the virus bombs, Horus posted his three most dangerous brothers to the far side of the galaxy. The Black Books show what that cost him.

Ghazghkull's New Datasheet Calls Him Primarch Tier. Orks Weren't Built to Have One.

Ghazghkull's New Datasheet Calls Him Primarch Tier. Orks Weren't Built to Have One.

GW just gave the Beast of Armageddon stats to match the Emperor's sons, and Orks don't even have a word for what a Primarch is.

Claws of the Maelstrom: The Tyranids Are Invading the One Place Nobody Can Chart

Claws of the Maelstrom: The Tyranids Are Invading the One Place Nobody Can Chart

Black Library is putting a hive fleet in the Maelstrom, and the warp storm that's kept the place safe for millennia won't slow the Tyranids down.

The Inquisition Cleared Gregor Eisenhorn Because He Won. The Second Time, the Record Just Stops.

The Inquisition Cleared Gregor Eisenhorn Because He Won. The Second Time, the Record Just Stops.

I reread the Eisenhorn omnibus and realised the Inquisition never actually punishes him. Here's his file next to the man he executed for the same things.

The New Ork Nobz Are the Lads Most Likely to Kill Their Own Warboss

The New Ork Nobz Are the Lads Most Likely to Kill Their Own Warboss

The new Ork Nobz box ships with three Grots to carry their ammo, and Ork lore has been quietly telling us why for about twenty years.